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Post by ictdobe on Dec 23, 2011 13:16:24 GMT -5
I will allow the mail carrier to bring the mail we do need
I will shake the water off before going indoors
I will swallow the water before I walk away from the bowl
I will believe the Garbage truck is not really stealing our stuff
I will not destroy the newspaper before you read it
I will not eat the cats food
I will not eat the cats
I will not insist on rolling in filth after a bath
I will not insist you keep the car windows down while it is raining or snowing
I will not go crazy when the TV makes sounds such as knocking, doorbells, or other Dogs barking
I will not poke my head into the fridge every time it is opened.
I will not poke my head into every crotch I find
I will not harass or be overly affectionate to visitors
I will not assume we are going out to play every time someone heads for the door
I will not play dead when told to get off the furniture
I will not insist on following you everywhere, even if you just step into the other room.
Feel free to add your own lol;) Merry Christmas everyone!!!
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Post by Lisa on Dec 23, 2011 13:52:49 GMT -5
I will not drink from toilet and teach my brother bad habits
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Post by dobereichsapollo on Dec 23, 2011 13:54:58 GMT -5
I will not eat the chihuahuas...even if the alpha female is a nasty old broad!
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Post by dobereichsapollo on Dec 23, 2011 14:00:40 GMT -5
I will not bark my fool head off when mom and dad shut me out of the bedroom.
I will not eat the beeswax candles.
I will not muzzle punch mom in the face to get her attention.
I will not gallop around the apartment sounding like a horse.
I will not steal socks out of the drawer or off your feet.
I will not pull the stuffing out of my bed.
I will not tear the heads of my salamanders, dragons and snakes within an hour.
I will not listen....unless I want to. LOL
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Post by dobermoms on Dec 23, 2011 20:47:07 GMT -5
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I will not steal my Mommiies bras and run around the house shaking them so that the straps slap me on the sides of my muzzle
I will TRY not to take every toy that my brother is chewing on from his mouth
I will stop barking at those "killer squirrels" that I swear are trying to break into our home
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Post by hooligan on Dec 24, 2011 9:48:07 GMT -5
Mum is laughing too hard to type anything, so I will take over.
All the above, plus . . .
I will swear off stealing and shredding toilet paper rolls from the bathroom.
I will let Mum enjoy her new sheepskin Christmas slippers for at least a week before I start chewing them.
But most of all, I will stop finding new ways to embarrass my people at trials. Really, I will.
Merry Christmas to all
Jack
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Post by dobereyna on Dec 24, 2011 10:08:31 GMT -5
I will not stick my nose under women's skirts to 'check their ID'
I will not nose whistle at 4am to be let out of my crate and onto the bed.
I will not ignore my dinner so that mom adds some chicken to it.
I will not race into the elevator before my mom and terrorize the people inside it.
I will not shit on the floor at the next winter woofstock (ok, no promises...)
I will not take up the ENTIRE sofa.
I will not take up the ENTIRE bed.
I will not stick my nose in the garbage.
I will not treat the bath like Chinese water torture.
I will give my mom and dad lots and lots of hugs and kisses.
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Post by toyzshopgary on Dec 24, 2011 10:15:03 GMT -5
I WILL loose 5-8 lbs because Monica says I'm fat THE END!
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Post by ladydon on Dec 24, 2011 10:23:58 GMT -5
I WILL loose 5-8 lbs because Monica says I'm fat THE END! Lmfaooo Gary!
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Post by hooligan on Dec 24, 2011 18:27:46 GMT -5
Uh, oh. Writing this from my crate.
Next year, I will not get the zoomies while Mum is trying to wrap gifts. So I will not put my feet through the wrapping paper; I will not take off with the ribbon; and I will not chew the tape dispenser. Sigh.
Jack
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Post by ladydon on Dec 24, 2011 20:37:46 GMT -5
Just 4 hours before xmas and my mom has been busy cooking good smelling food and wrapping stuff in really shiny papers and since I'm not doing anything here I go with my new years resolution(s): I will try not to chase after the kitty that always walk in front of my house when I only want to say hi. I will try not to fart in mommy's face as a way to wake her up in the morning. I will also try not to feign innocence when I let it rip like nobody's business and blame it on my mom. I will try not to sneeze on mommy's face. I will try not to destroy grandma's garden next spring even though I know the evergreens are past to the point of no return. I will try not to be a stage 5 clinger...stalking is ok since I do it from far away...but I think mommy is tired from having to wash her pants all the time because I like to hook my dirty paws around her leg. I will try not to break too many hearts since I'm such a stud. I know ladies want a piece of this but my heart is already with Scar. Last but not the least...and I think this is very important since I'm slowly moving from the puppy phase, I'll try my best to keep my temper and be a very good and well behaved boy who listens to his mommy so that she won't ship me to get me snipped because I'd really like to keep my balls for another year. ;D ;D ;D To all my 4 legged pals...have a Merry X-mas and Happy New Year. Hope you're waiting patiently for Santa like I am. Diesel
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